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Blow Up Doll Replaces Vicar at Sermon "Polk" A Death Metal Off-Broadway Flop
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An Oxford vicar has lost his appeal in a recent unfair dismissal case. Vic Lord 61, was dismissed from his position at St. Mary's church in Oxford for his failure to attend a sermon - replacing himself with a blow up doll. Mr. Lord was unavailable to comment, but one regular church goer there - Stan Buff 33, commented - "My wife and I arrived at the church and as we sat down we noticed that the vicar was absent and a blow up doll was propped up in his place. My wife stared at it for a while and said 'that’s nice isn't it?' and... (More)
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)
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Have I Mentioned Yet that My Parents Are Illiterate Shit for Brains? - By: Ted Cruz - You might assume from my presidential candidacy and position in the US Senate that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Not so. I come from very humble beginnings. In fact... (More)

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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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