NewsMutiny Satire humor

  Home World National Opinion Local Entertainment Home And Garden Advice Farts And Giggles    

  Updated: 12-19-14 Weather Links Advertise Contact
Breaking News   Latest News   Markets >
Si Senor Voted Phoenix's Best for Tacos, Back Alley Abortions Ferguson Protestors Practicing Passive Aggressive Resistance
DreamYelp Allows Users to Rate Businesses They Visit in Dreams
Walton Heirs Work Harder than 79% of US Blacks Combined
God Recalls 9 Million Babies

Charlotte Zoo Encouraging Patrons to Harass Gay Penguins
Report: 1.2 Billion Children Starving for Content
Man Takes 40,000th Shit
Immigrant Children Taking US Kids' Jobs
Fox to Launch Fox Kids News Channel for Pedophiles
Congress Fights Pentagon Plan to Cut Zeppelin Funding

PHOENIX, AZ - A recent survey in the Phoenix Reader named hole-in-the-wall Si Senor the city's top spot for back alley abortions and tacos. The mom and pop one-stop-shop at the corner of 34th Avenue and Lincoln has been a hot spot for locals and out-of-towners alike looking to indulge in inexpensive, flavorful Mexican food and/or terminate their unwanted pregnancies since their opening in 1995... (More)

Town to Host Race Riot

I've Got a Mouth on Me - By: Gerald Madison - Hey shitface, guess what? I got a mouth on me. At least that's what all the fart-sucking dicktards in this jiz-stain fuckberg of a town say, anyway. All my teachers have said so... (More)
Recent News
Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

Republicans Push to Elect President by Candidate Receiving Least Amount of Votes

Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

Man Protesting Death of Man Beaten to Death by Police Beaten to Death by Police

Fun Christian Christmas Coloring Pages
Fucked Up Family Circus