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Trump supporters Chad and Tamara Larsen of Lacrosse, Wisconsin reported their six year-old son Aiden made the most adorable joke about Mexicans yesterday. "It was so hilarious. We were watching Masterchef when Aiden strolled into the room with his hands down his pants and asked us why the Mexican crossed the border," Tamara recounted. "It was so funny. It took Chad and I a minute before we realized he was telling us a joke." Tamara, giggling, recalled the punchline: "Because he liked to... (More)
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 Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More) |
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 Have I Mentioned Yet that My Parents Are Illiterate Shit for Brains? - By: Ted Cruz - You might assume from my presidential candidacy and position in the US Senate that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Not so. I come from very humble beginnings. In fact... (More) |
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 Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)
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