President-elect Donald Trump said on Monday that he plans to issue a full pardon for convicted sex offender Jerry Sandusky ahead of hiring him to head a new department in his upcoming administration. Sandusky, the former Penn State Assistant Football Coach currently serving a 60-year sentence for involuntary deviant sexual intercourse, deviant assault and corruption of minors charges, among others, will oversee the Department of Adolescent Hygiene, Trump spokesman Knox Echols announced. "Good health is rooted in good hygiene, and there are few issues more important than... (More)
We Can Always Vote this Hitler Fellow Out in Another Four Years - By: Hanz Voller - With the 1932 election fast approaching, the German people will soon have the opportunity to decide whether to re-elect "Puffy" Paul von Hindenburg or opt for real change by casting their ballot for... (More) 
As a Proud Patriot, I Will Sacrifice Nothing for My Country - By: J.T. Bell - Freedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. These are the three pillars upon which America rests elevated above all others. They are the foundation for what makes this country the greatest in the history of mankind... (More) 
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)
