ANAHEIM, CA - The Anaheim Fashion Center was the scene of a mass cliche this afternoon when a gunman opened fire on shoppers with a semi-automatic rifle, killing 5 and wounding 12 before being shot to death by police. The shooter, who police have yet to identify but is almost certain to be a white male in his early 20s, entered the mall at 2:30 pm and "just started... (More)
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Man Protesting Death of Man Beaten to Death by Police Beaten to Death by Police
