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Americans Colby Tyler Smith, Robert Lee Harris and Aiden Dylan Lindquist dominated the Men's Mass Shooting event in Tokyo today, sweeping the medals in the event's inaugural competition. Smith, 17, a seemingly normal high school senior hailing from White Fish, Idaho, took the gold after opening fire on a busy subway station in Tokyo's Shinjuku district this morning, killing 32 and wounding 40 more before being gunned down by Japanese police. "HA! HA! HA! Did I win? I bet I won! I bet I'm famous! " Smith prophesied in a brief... (More)


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Comedy = Tragedy + Time! - By: Donald Trump - Hey, there. Remember me? Of course you do. Who could forget the best President of all time? From my big, beautiful wall to Space Force to reversing the wrongs committed against Lil Wayne, I truly made America great again. They're just jealous! (More)
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As a Proud Patriot, I Will Sacrifice Nothing for My Country - By: J.T. Bell - Freedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. These are the three pillars upon which America rests elevated above all others. They are the foundation for what makes this country the greatest in the history of mankind... (More)

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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)



 
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