Too poor to enjoy the Holidays like normal people? The following are tips that will help you rock around the Christmas tree without racking up a ton of debt: An alternative to the NoradSanta.org that "tracks" Santa on his journey around the world, PooradSanta.com grants families facing financial challenges each holiday season some breathing room by reporting that Santa's sleigh was shot down by Russian air defense systems over the Kamchatka Peninsula. Choose a cheaper turkey this year. Larger birds often kill pigeons and drop their carcasses on the roofs of buildings... (More)
We Can Always Vote this Hitler Fellow Out in Another Four Years - By: Hanz Voller - With the 1932 election fast approaching, the German people will soon have the opportunity to decide whether to re-elect "Puffy" Paul von Hindenburg or opt for real change by casting their ballot for... (More) 
As a Proud Patriot, I Will Sacrifice Nothing for My Country - By: J.T. Bell - Freedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. These are the three pillars upon which America rests elevated above all others. They are the foundation for what makes this country the greatest in the history of mankind... (More) 
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)
