Americans Colby Tyler Smith, Robert Lee Harris and Aiden Dylan Lindquist dominated the Men's Mass Shooting event in Tokyo today, sweeping the medals in the event's inaugural competition. Smith, 17, a seemingly normal high school senior hailing from White Fish, Idaho, took the gold after opening fire on a busy subway station in Tokyo's Shinjuku district this morning, killing 32 and wounding 40 more before being gunned down by Japanese police. "HA! HA! HA! Did I win? I bet I won! I bet I'm famous! " Smith prophesied in a brief... (More)
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