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Congress Fights Pentagon Plan to Cut Zeppelin Funding

A prisoner currently being held at the US detention camp in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba is just one butt fucking away from revealing some highly useful information, the Pentagon reported today. Abassin Hadid, whose subjection to extreme temperatures, solitary confinement, mock executions, simulated drowning, sensory bombardment, sensory deprivation and... (More)

Town to Host Race Riot

I've Got a Mouth on Me - By: Gerald Madison - Hey shitface, guess what? I got a mouth on me. At least that's what all the fart-sucking dicktards in this jiz-stain fuckberg of a town say, anyway. All my teachers have said so... (More)
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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

Republicans Push to Elect President by Candidate Receiving Least Amount of Votes

Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

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