A man once voted 'Most Likely to be Crushed to Death Trying to Steal a Catalytic Converter' by his high school classmates was crushed to death while attempting to remove a catalytic converter from a vehicle outside a residence in Tulsa, Oklahoma this morning. Discovered by the car's owner, the near decade it took 27-year-old Michael Avery Smith to fulfill his apparent destiny surprised many who knew him. "Mike laughed about the yearbook thing, and honestly, it was probably because of it that he lasted so long," Chris McCormick, a former classmate remarked. "For years he... (More)
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