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The Phoenix Suns selected DeAndre Ayton, a black man, with their first overall pick in this year's 2018 NBA draft Thursday. Hailed as a landmark achievement for the African American community, the pick nevertheless has some fans crying "foul". "You can't tell me there aren't five white players better qualified to be that pick," one basketball enthusiast complained. "Give me a break. How about Kevin Huerter, or Grayson Allen?" Though the 7'1" Ayton scored over 20 points and collected 11.6 rebounds per game... (More)
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Ooh! Look at My Son, the Big Shot President! - By: Fred Trump - Oh, hey everybody! If it isn't my son Donald, the big shot President! Just look at him, sitting at his big, important desk in his big, snazzy Oval Office in his big, fancy White House. Whoop-dee doo! President Trump! Who would've guessed... (More)
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)

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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)



 
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