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Have I Mentioned Yet that My Parents were Illiterate Shit for Brains? Trump Announces He Would "Finger that HP Broad" for VP
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Local Hero Probably Some Kind of Sex Freak
You might assume from my presidential candidacy and position in the US Senate that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Not so. I come from very humble beginnings. In fact, and forgive me if I've mentioned this already, but I was raised in a small self-storage unit by a pair of illiterate shit for brains. It's true. My parents were both drunken morons, and I don't mean that metaphorically. The collective essence from whence... (More)
Report: 1.2 Billion Children Starving for Content
Fox to Launch Fox Kids News Channel for Pedophiles

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I've Got a Mouth on Me - By: Gerald Madison - Hey shitface, guess what? I got a mouth on me. At least that's what all the fart-sucking dicktards in this jiz-stain fuckberg of a town say, anyway. All my teachers have said so... (More)
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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

Kochs Offset Gates Foundation with $550 Billion Donation to Evil

Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

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