Trump Taps Jerry Sandusky to Head New Department of Adolescent Hygiene

President-elect Donald Trump said on Monday that he plans to issue a full pardon for convicted sex offender Jerry Sandusky ahead of hiring him to head a new department in his upcoming administration.

Sandusky, the former Penn State Assistant Football Coach currently serving a 60-year sentence for involuntary deviant sexual intercourse, deviant assault and corruption of minors charges, among others, will oversee the Department of Adolescent Hygiene, Trump spokesman Knox Echols announced.

"Good health is rooted in good hygiene, and there are few issues more important than promoting good health in our youth," Echols said. "Jerry will help groom our children into a cleaner, fresher generation of Americans who will in turn groom their own children to do the same."

Trump, who said he will let Sandusky "have his way with the children", raised a few more eyebrows with his latest appointment.

"Oh. Huh. I'm not too sure about that one," Senator Lindsey Graham remarked upon first hearing of Trump's plans. "I'll have to get back to you."

Six hours later, Graham announced that he was on-board with the pick.

"Let's give Jerry a chance," said Graham.

Meanwhile, Sandusky says that he is looking forward to his opportunity to serve.

"I'm really excited," said Sandusky.