Report: Rape, Sex Trafficking Rates Plummet Worldwide Post Diddy Arrest

A new report shows a sharp decline in human trafficking and sexual assault cases around the world since Sean "Diddy" Combs' arrest two months ago.

Providing incidence rates for sexual crimes committed globally for each quarter year, the Pegasus Institute reported drops of 42%, 28% and 27% in human trafficking, rape and assault rates, respectively, since the day Combs' was taken into custody on September 1st.

Combs, whose total charge count as of 10 AM EST stands at 54,253 after being indicted both in the US and the island of Fiji this morning over incidents involving a Denny's waitress in Nashville and a classroom of schoolchildren during a trip to the South Pacific country in 2023, also faces hundreds of counts of similar crimes against animals.

"It is alleged that during the period of June 2019 to May 2024, Mr. Combs operated a for-profit service that provided zoophiliacs the opportunity to engage in sexual congress with a variety of animals, including sheep, goats and sea turtles," FBI spokesman Blake Bollinger reported.

"Mr. Combs has also himself been charged with bestial assault against goats, dolphins, a German Shepherd, chimpanzees, a chinchilla, a capybara, a burrowing owl, several emus, an anteater, a honey badger, koala bears, a manatee, a red panda and a hyena, zebra, hippopotamus, and perhaps most impressively, a leopard while on African safari," Bollinger added.

Despite the world being significantly safer from sexual mischief since Combs' incarceration, Bollinger says that people should still exercise caution around celebrities.

"For every Diddy and Kevin Spacey you take off the streets, there's another R. Kelly or Danny Masterson waiting around the corner," he said.