Trump Names Donald Trump as Vice Presidential Running Mate

After months of cultivating suspense, Donald Trump revealed today that he has selected Donald Trump to run with him in November's presidential election.

Calling the choice 'a no-brainer' despite the various scandals and legal baggage Trump will bring to the ticket, Trump heralded Trump as, "Great. Really, really great."

"Have you seen this guy? Have you met him? Because he's amazing. Just incredible," Trump said during a rally in North Carolina. "Here's a man, probably the greatest, most successful man on Earth, ever to walk the Earth, I should say. Picking him was a no-brainer, even though I have a very big one. Everyone says so."

Presumptive-presidential-nominee-to-be Trump's announcement of his vice-presidential-nominee-to-be wasn't without some drama however, as the latter was less than humbled by being anointed second fiddle by the former.

"Donald Trump as Vice President? Sure, that makes sense," VP-nominee Trump bristled during a post-rally press conference. "To who? Don the Con? Benedict Donald? I mean, have you seen this guy? Have you heard him try to talk? It's sad, really. So sad."

As of press time, presidential-nominee Trump rescinded his selection of vice-presidential nominee Trump, referring to him as 'White Kanye'.

"Honestly, I think the guy is mentally ill. It's a shame, really. Too bad," Trump said.