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Putin Threatens to Shut Off Russian Prostitute Supply
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Congress Fights Pentagon Plan to Cut Zeppelin Funding

Charlotte Zoo Encouraging Patrons to Harass Gay Penguins
Fox to Launch Fox Kids News Channel for Pedophiles
New Painkiller to Kill Jake Gyllenhaal if Aprroved by FDA
Porn Star Chloe Cox Placed on Injured Reserve with HIV
Study: Violence 99% Effective Against Sass-Mouth
Seven-Man Militia Repels US Military Invasion of North Dakota

Koch Industries has introduced a new line of Congressman they hope will take Capitol Hill by storm this November. Featuring freshly tailored attributes designed to maximize their appeal to voters, the new Congressmen are physically fit, family-oriented, shaded to reflect the demographic makeup of their state or district, and sport classical matte side-part haircuts... (More)


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Christian Corner: With Jerry Luebke and God - Jerry describes his profound relationship with the Lord while God details his plan to kill Jerry Luebke... (More)
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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

Republicans Push to Elect President by Candidate Receiving Least Amount of Votes

Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

Man Protesting Death of Man Beaten to Death by Police Beaten to Death by Police


 
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