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CNN has ordered a second Jodi Arias trial, the news network announced today. The first trial, which captivated millions of viewers with raunchy sex calls, rape fantasies and lurid details of anal and oral sex that led up to the brutal slaying of Arias's boyfriend, ended May 8th with the 32 year-old woman being found guilty of first degree murder for her role in the death of Travis Alexander. TruTV's... (More)


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Ask a Clinically Depressed Landscape Expert
With: Bill Landis Jr.
- Bill Landis is a clinically depressed certified landscape technician uneager to field questions regarding all your outdoor projects
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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

Republicans Push to Elect President by Candidate Receiving Least Amount of Votes

Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

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