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Presidential candidate Donald Trump announced his intention to select Carly Fiorina as his running mate in next year's election on Meet the Press today, saying he would, "Finger that HP broad." "Yeah, I'd finger that HP broad," Trump said. "What's her name, Carly Fettuccine? Just kidding, I wouldn't get within ten yards of that pig." Trump immediately revised his statement, saying he would indeed finger Fiorina, but would... (More)
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I've Got a Mouth on Me - By: Gerald Madison - Hey shitface, guess what? I got a mouth on me. At least that's what all the fart-sucking dicktards in this jiz-stain fuckberg of a town say, anyway. All my teachers have said so... (More)
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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

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