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A black mannequin was severely beaten and later shot by police in Felton, Ohio after being set outside as part of a sidewalk display Thursday. The mannequin, which bears the likeness of a six foot tall black man and was designed for the purpose of exhibiting clothing, suffered a broken head and two fractured arms at the hands of the enraged officer. Though later impounded by the police as evidence, video captured by the store's security camera reportedly shows the officer shouting at the mannequin... (More)
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But I Don't Wanna Go Back to Work! - By: Dale Kuyack - I don't care if I miss the bus. I don't wanna go back to work. And you can't make me! Please don't make me. I'm old and sickly. And I don't wanna. All the other employees are going to be less than half my age, and they're going to laugh at me... (More)
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)

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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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