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One week after announcing she'd undergone a double mastectomy to reduce her risk of developing breast cancer, Angelina Jolie told reporters she will have her ovaries removed Friday. The 37 year-old actress also revealed that she will have her appendix and pancreas removed during the same operation... (More)
Ask a Clinically Depressed Landscape Expert With: Bill Landis Jr. - Bill Landis is a clinically depressed certified landscape technician uneager to field questions regarding all your outdoor projects... (More)
Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More) 
Republicans Push to Elect President by Candidate Receiving Least Amount of Votes
Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)
Man Protesting Death of Man Beaten to Death by Police Beaten to Death by Police
