The Department of Health announced the launch of the 'Protect Your Pecker' campaign to combat the spread of Avian Flu to people today. The initiative, promoted by the agency as a pragmatic, unadulterated approach to advancing human health and wellness, will also address the stigma associated with avisodomy among the farming and bird loving communities. "Love is love. Our only gull with the campaign is to sparrow people from harm and egret," DOH spokesman Isaac McDermott said. "Protect Your Pecker isn't about shame or judgment, but having an open and... (More)
We Can Always Vote this Hitler Fellow Out in Another Four Years - By: Hanz Voller - With the 1932 election fast approaching, the German people will soon have the opportunity to decide whether to re-elect "Puffy" Paul von Hindenburg or opt for real change by casting their ballot for... (More) 
As a Proud Patriot, I Will Sacrifice Nothing for My Country - By: J.T. Bell - Freedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. These are the three pillars upon which America rests elevated above all others. They are the foundation for what makes this country the greatest in the history of mankind... (More) 
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)
