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2020 Black Friday Deals Spark Domestic Violence Trump Attorneys Argue for Counting Philly Ballots as 3/5s Vote
 
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Incidents of assault, property damage and criminal mischief spiked dramatically country-wide yesterday as deal-crazed cyber shoppers clashed over Black Friday deals. Despite pandemic-related closures and restrictions keeping people away from stores and shopping centers, violence remained high as the traditional seasonal mayhem turned domestic this year. "My sister stole my iPad and locked herself in my bedroom where the Wi-Fi is fastest, but I wasn't having it. So I kicked her door in and... (More)
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As a Proud Patriot, I Will Sacrifice Nothing for My Country - By: J.T. Bell - Freedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. These are the three pillars upon which America rests elevated above all others. They are the foundation for what makes this country the greatest in the history of mankind... (More)
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Ooh! Look at My Son, the Big Shot President! - By: Fred Trump - Oh, hey everybody! If it isn't my son Donald, the big shot President! Just look at him, sitting at his big, important desk in his big, snazzy Oval Office in his big, fancy White House. Whoop-dee doo! President Trump! Who would've guessed... (More)

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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)



 
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