Donald Trump vowed to impose a nationwide ban on abortion should he be re-elected President while speaking at a rally in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania this morning, during which he also promised to secure the right of any woman wanting to terminate her pregnancy to do so. The former president also pledged to slash taxes, increase social spending, cut interest rates, reverse inflation and eradicate pantry moths. "Have you had seen these things? They get into your oatmeal, and the next thing you know, they're fluttering all over your house. So you throw out your oatmeal, but by then... (More)
We Can Always Vote this Hitler Fellow Out in Another Four Years - By: Hanz Voller - With the 1932 election fast approaching, the German people will soon have the opportunity to decide whether to re-elect "Puffy" Paul von Hindenburg or opt for real change by casting their ballot for... (More) 
As a Proud Patriot, I Will Sacrifice Nothing for My Country - By: J.T. Bell - Freedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. These are the three pillars upon which America rests elevated above all others. They are the foundation for what makes this country the greatest in the history of mankind... (More) 
Kochs Offset Gates Foundation with $550 Billion Donation to Evil
Man Protesting Death of Man Beaten to Death by Police Beaten to Death by Police
Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)
