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Sarah Sanders Huckabee appeared naked at a press conference this afternoon to defend President Trump's recent disavowal of clothes. "This administration is about transparency, and that's what this is all about," the Deputy White House Press Secretary, wearing nothing but a pair of high-heeled shoes, remarked. "The President has nothing to hide." Sanders Huckabee specifically addressed the president's nude appearance in the White House Rose Garden this morning, during which he was observed... (More)
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 Ooh! Look at My Son, the Big Shot President! - By: Fred Trump - Oh, hey everybody! If it isn't my son Donald, the big shot President! Just look at him, sitting at his big, important desk in his big, snazzy Oval Office in his big, fancy White House. Whoop-dee doo! President Trump! Who would've guessed... (More) |
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