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"My Octopus Teacher" Guy Announces Split with Octopus Ketchup Shortage Could Trigger Economic Death Spiral
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After weeks of staving off gossip of their having split, the octopus guy from "My Octopus Teacher" confirmed today that he and his mollusk fiance have called it quits. "It's with deep regret and sorrow that I announce that Molly and I are no longer together. We shared three wonderful years which I will always treasure, but have ultimately decided that we work better as friends," the guy, whose actual name is Craig Foster, said. Foster, who fell for his co-star while filming the Netflix psuedo-documentary "My Octupus Teacher", denied rumors that their breakup was triggerd by an... (More) - Professional case study writing service with experts.
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Comedy = Tragedy + Time! - By: Donald Trump - Hey, there. Remember me? Of course you do. Who could forget the best President of all time? From my big, beautiful wall to Space Force to reversing the wrongs committed against Lil Wayne, I truly made America great again. They're just jealous! (More)
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As a Proud Patriot, I Will Sacrifice Nothing for My Country - By: J.T. Bell - Freedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. These are the three pillars upon which America rests elevated above all others. They are the foundation for what makes this country the greatest in the history of mankind... (More)

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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)

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