Up to 20% of the beef sold and consumed in the United States originates from Mexico, an independent investigation has revealed. The discovery that the burger he had for lunch might have come from a Mexican cow was made by Todd Sanders of Tempe, Arizona, who heard it on the radio. "There was some meat guy on the radio saying that like 20 percent of... (More)
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Man Protesting Death of Man Beaten to Death by Police Beaten to Death by Police
