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Attendees of the first annual Bully Con convention in San Diego this weekend took in over 2 million dollars, organizers report. Scheduled to coincide with Comic Con being held down the street, bullies from all over the world converged to share their love of torturing those weaker than themselves, and to steal their cash. "Your average geek arrives at Comic Con flush with action figure and pizza money that can be acquired by means as simple as grabbing them by the throat and shouting in their face to hand it over," Bully Con founder... (More)
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)
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Have I Mentioned Yet that My Parents Are Illiterate Shit for Brains? - By: Ted Cruz - You might assume from my presidential candidacy and position in the US Senate that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Not so. I come from very humble beginnings. In fact... (More)

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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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