Resembling a scene from Stanley Kubrick's 'Eyes Wide Shut', only dramatically less elegant, outdoors and on a much larger scale, Chaoyang Square was the site of a massive government-enforced orgy yesterday as Beijing continues to grapple with China’s shrinking population numbers. "Suddenly, there were crowd control fences all around, and a voice over a loudspeaker ordered us to remove our clothes, then to have sex," one orgy participant's account appeared briefly on social media this morning. "It was terrible. Everywhere I looked there were police and unattractive... (More)
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