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War on Christmas: Fierce Fighting Continues at Santagrad Trump Nominates Chris Christie Ambassador to Fatfuckistan
 
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In what many military experts have deemed the most pivotal battle in the War on Christmas, Christian forces remain under bloody siege in Santagrad. After suffering heavy early losses and a failed defense of the Gingerbread Railroad that has since reduced many of its faithful to subsisting entirely on fig pudding and fruitcake airlifted to them by their grandparents, the Christian soldiers have still managed to repulse all attempts by the secular and non-Christian... (More)
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But I Don't Wanna Go Back to Work! - By: Dale Kuyack - I don't care if I miss the bus. I don't wanna go back to work. And you can't make me! Please don't make me. I'm old and sickly. And I don't wanna. All the other employees are going to be less than half my age, and they're going to laugh at me... (More)
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)

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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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