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Boldly implying that the restoration of honor to the United States will take approximately seven months, Glenn Beck announced his plan to hold a public "Victory Party" on April 4th in Atlanta, Georgia. The fact that Martin Luther King was assassinated on April 4th forty-two years ago and buried in the park where the celebration is scheduled to take place is a coincidence... (More) |
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By: White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel - Good morning ladies, gentlemen. As you all have likely accurately predicted, the passing of President Obama's health care reform bill has given us the green light to initiate Special Project... (More) |
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