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Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz, whose far-right Freedom Caucus is planning to shudder the federal government at the behest of former President Donald Trump, will spend his coming time off fucking underage girls. "Matt loves fucking underage girls," Gaetz associate Joel Greenberg said. "Whether its shutting down Head Start and WIC programs that provide food and education for underage girls and their families or actually having sex with them, its definitely one of his favorite things." "He'll claim its over spending cuts he knows will never pass because he can't say its all really... (More)

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As a Proud Patriot, I Will Sacrifice Nothing for My Country - By: J.T. Bell - Freedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. These are the three pillars upon which America rests elevated above all others. They are the foundation for what makes this country the greatest in the history of mankind... (More)

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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)

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