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A U.S. missile defense thingy went haywire yesterday after a bunch of stuff went kerflooey. The Defense Department said one missile launched from some Air Force base in California was supposed to hit another missile launched from somewhere out in the middle of the ocean, but didn't, which is bad. "The test was to test whether we could... (More)
Ask Sarah Palin - Expert Political Advice for Political People - As a former governor of the state of Alaska, nominee for the Vice President of the United States of America and current contributor to the Fox News Channel, Sarah Palin possesses an array of credentials that makes her uniquely... (More) 
Enjoying Gay Porn Is Not Gay - By: Yoweri Museveni - President of Uganda- Ever since enacting broad new punitive laws designed to curb the scourge of homosexuality in my country, a prolonged debate concerning what constitutes homosexual acts has ensued. For instance, my latest ex-wife... (More) 
Winter Special Olympics Update: Lone Biathlon Survivor Wins Gold
Y'all Can Suck Me - By: Tiger Woods’ Dick - What you lookin' at? You gotta problem? Huh? What, you think I got some splainin' to do? Yeah? Well, fuck you. I don't justify myself to nobody. Fuck all dat. I fuck what I want, when I want, and if you don't like it, you can suck me. Nigga please. I been hearin' a lot of contrite-ass shit... (More)
Jack Daniels Promotes New Alcoholism Fighting Whiskey
