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A new study showing worldwide suicide rates falling dramatically between the year 2001 and 2018 has left many researchers scratching their heads. Derived from statistics compiled from the Global Burden of Disease Report of 2018, the findings were described as 'shocking but accurate' by study author Dr. Howard Bradley of the University of Washington. "Dozens of times I re-checked the numbers. The work has been peer-reviewed. It's real," Bradley insisted, referring to the nearly 25%... (More)
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Ooh! Look at My Son, the Big Shot President! - By: Fred Trump - Oh, hey everybody! If it isn't my son Donald, the big shot President! Just look at him, sitting at his big, important desk in his big, snazzy Oval Office in his big, fancy White House. Whoop-dee doo! President Trump! Who would've guessed... (More)
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)

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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)



 
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