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Hundreds Flock to View Image of Jesus in Vomit Puddle TrailerAncient Race of Christian Man Discovered - Evolution Debunked? - A group of Christian scientists triumphantly announced their discovery of archaeological evidence that could disprove the theory of evolution once and for all during a news conference at the... (More)
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Palestinean Game showPalestine to Relinquish 400 Acres of West Bank Land After Abbas Gets "Zonked" on Israeli Game Show - Israel is set to confiscate four hundred additional acres of Palestinian land in the West Bank after an appearance by President of the Palestinian... (More)      
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Hundreds of faithful Christians have lined up around the block of a bar in Long Beach, California to pray before an image in a puddle of vomit they believe represents Jesus Christ. The image in question was first noticed by its "vessel" Jeremy Baskin after emerging from the back entrance of the Stumble Inn and throwing up near the side of... (More)

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