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Show: "I Might Be A Dummy, But I'm No Jew!"
Mr. Pitler, did you hear that I got a job as a baseball coach for a major
baseball organization? Yes, that's right! What's that? Why, what's wrong?
Well actually, as strange as it may seem, I haven't even met the owner
yet. In fact, I don't even know his name. What's that? You know everything
you need to know about him? But I haven't even told you what team I'm
going to be coaching for yet! You say it doesn't matter? Well then, why
don't you tell me?
So go ahead and tell me when you're done
sneezing, Mr. Pitler. He's a what?
Are your allergies acting up again? Maybe
you're coming down with -- Mr. Pitler! There's no reason to call me such
a bad name! You know how I feel about those people. Now why don't you
just go ahead and tell me what you know about the owner of the baseball
team that I'm going to coach for? He's a what?
What? Oh, I see! He's "A Jew"!
How hilariously ironic and moderately frustrating at the same time.
But now that you mention it, of course he's
a Jew. After all, he's the owner of the team isn't he? And the Jews own
That's right, Mr. Pitler. They do also start
all of the world's wars.
Hey lady, where are you going? To take a
dump, or leave one? Ha, ha. What's that Mr. Pitler? You think so? Really?
Well then why don't you ask her? All right, fine then. Be that way. I'll
Hey lady, what are you - some kind of Jew?
Holy cow Mr. Pitler, you were right! Boy,
you really can spot them! What was it? The big nose? The gaudy jewelry?
What? Mr. Pitler, I don't believe you. There's no way you could've smelled
her from way up here. What? A mile? Really? That's amazing.
Hey Mr. Pitler, that reminds me of a funny
joke. You want to hear it? Okay, here it goes. Why are elephants jealous
of Jews? You give up? Because their noses are bigger and they stink more!
HAHAHA! Oh boy, that's a good one.
Hey, what's going on? The whole room is
Jewish! Fine, go then. Go home to your filthy mansions and count your
money. Go start another war. Who needs you?
What's that Mr. Pitler? I still crack you up? Well that's nice, but I hope you're speaking metaphorically or else I'll have to go buy a new dummy! HA
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