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Hey pardner, it's me Elvis. Nah, just yankin' your crank, I'm just an impersonator - which is what got me here in the first place, where I'm being tormented with the symptoms of the worst diseases you can imagine for all eternity. The eighth friggin' ring of hell - go figure.

Retrace Your Steps, Dumbass!

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mental anguish from extended
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