Hi there! Okay, so I know you're thinking - hey P Diddy, you're not dead! But my soul is, so here I am. I have to say however, that I'm a bit insulted that you'd lump me in with that scumbag Lay. I mean, I might have capitalized on the stupidity of the masses to nurture my appetite for material excess, but it's not like I ever invented an energy crisis in order to shake down millions of people or swindled my own employees for millions of dollars before throwing them out onto the street! Come on!

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