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New "Porn Star" Video Game Causes Friction
Family and religious groups are up in arms over the new video game "Porn Star" released by Climax Studios for the Nintendo Wii and Play Station 3, claiming it is obscene and poses a corrupting influence on children.
Colleen Shaw of Palo Alto, California fumed, "After playing Porn Star for less than an hour, my son came downstairs with tears in his eyes claiming the women in the game were comparing his penis to junk foods and insisting he is homosexual. I’m sorry, but that's just terrible for a young man's confidence."
Despite the controversy, Porn Star has amassed a legion of fans since its release last Tuesday, selling 200,000 copies in the United States alone.
"It’s great. I take a couple of Vicodin and I can play for hours," said Porn Star enthusiast Robert Faulk, "I put Jana Jordan's head straight through the wall on level 3 and the old lady next door went all apeshit. It was awesome."
Faulk added: "It's kind of weird, though. The game is really fun while I'm playing it, but after I'm done it seems kind of dumb."
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