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Gun Porn Booms Across Web
A new brand of porn involving sex with firearms is booming across the internet.
According to industry analysts, the popularity of gun porn has been exploding since its emergence last year, as smut peddlers race to keep up with their consumers' sticky trigger fingers.
In one popular video that has received over 16 million hits on YouPorn so far, a man comes home from a night out to relieve a Glock .9mm he'd left to babysit his daughter, and proceeds to engage in a variety of sex acts with the weapon.
"You're a hot little pistol," the man tells the gun, "I'm about to shoot in my pants."
The man then begins to lick the gun's barrel up and down before inserting his penis into its trigger guard.
In another video, a businessman interviewing an AR-15 for a job in sales tasks the gun with proving its claim of being a straight-shooter by using it to murder everyone in the office. The executive then performs oral sex on the weapon's muzzle until it discharges through the back of his skull.
Commented a spokesperson for YouPorn: "There's just something very erotic about guns. Whether you're shooting them or sticking them up your ass, they're just hot,"
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