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MAGAville Estates to Offer Trump Voters Affordable Housing in the Low 700s
The Trump Organization announced plans today for the construction of the first of several new planned communities that will cater specifically to Trump voters.
Billed as a gesture of Donald Trump's appreciation to those who have supported him over the past 5 years, spokesman Dennis Diallo stated that the future The Homes at MAGAville in Winter Springs, Florida will boast the same luxury and style that developments bearing the President's name are known for, but at prices his middle-class base can afford.
"A truly special place for very special people, The Homes at MAGAville will be the most terrific planned community in the world, because it will be planned by Donald Trump himself," Diallo remarked.
"Featuring elegant, modern architectural designs, The Homes at MAGAville will also have a swimming pool and a water slide," Diallo added.
With construction scheduled to begin this week and complete early next month, The Homes will reportedly start in the low 700s to accomodate Trump's more blue collar clientele.
"Donald wants to give back," Diallo said. "Which is why he's also offering adjustible rate mortgages for anyone wanting to finance their new home for the beginning low rate of just 7.5%"
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