Well howdy there darlin'!  Whatter you upta?  We’re just sittin’ here, waitin’ on the Rapture to come rollin’ along.  Should be here any minute now by our figurin’. Jeff’s re-routed his septic line from the municipalities to lead right into the stream out back and we’ve been eatin’ chili dogs all day and takin’ turns on the toilet to help it along some.  Wanna help?