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Turkey Pardoned by Obama a Muslim Terrorist - Calls for American Blood

The turkey President Obama pardoned from the Thanksgiving dinner table earlier this week has been revealed to be a Muslim terrorist bent on the destruction of America and the sexual exploitation of its children.

In a video diatribe recorded somewhere in the Middle East and translated by Fox News, Omar Al Habieb, previously known as Apple, denounced the United States for its anti-Muslim and poultry policies.

"It is from the Law of Allah that retaliation be made in kind: an eye for an eye, a beak for a beak and the killer is killed for the millions of my kind on whose flesh America gorges to fill its pig-like bellies every year," raved Al Habieb.

Sources indicate that Al Habieb is planning to build a Muslim deathstar capable of annihilating the entire population of the United States using money embezzled from the federal 9-11 widows relief fund. Reportedly, the deathstar will also possess the ability to photograph from outer space the genitalia of American children and disseminate the images through the internet.

"We had the bastard. We had him right in our hands and we let him get away," fumed Sean Hannity, who went on to condemn Obama as being personally responsible for the debacle during his nationally syndicated radio program this morning, "It's maddening. Whether this president is in collusion with the terrorists or merely grossly incompetent, neither is tolerable."

Obama's blunder is the second of its kind in consecutive years after the Thanksgiving turkey he pardoned during his first year in office broke into the home of a foster family in Florida and murdered four special needs children.

 
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