Fans Excited for Trump Reboot to Make Presidency Entertaining Again

With less than two months before the reboot of Donald Trump's presidency kicks off on January 20th, excitement is building amongst fans who've had to wait four long years for his return.

"Biden was just so meh. A bunch of normal people living in a fact-based-reality consulting with one another over how to address issues in a logical fashion. Wow," one Trump fan remarked. "No wonder he got canceled."

Specifically, fans of the D.C. universe are looking forward to the conflict that a new Trump administration promises to provide in abundance.

"Oh, man. There's going to be war. And not just between the Republicans and the Democrats, but also between congressional Republicans, Trump and the congressional Republicans, Trump and his inner-circle who'll have to fight to manage an emotionally unstable and deranged leader bent on revenge against all who've opposed him in order to achieve their own goals of totalitarian control of the country... It's going to be awesome," another fan gushed.

Meanwhile, some of the new characters being cast to run the government's largest institutions have only enhanced anticipation for the sequel.

"I see they got a guy with a worm in his brain to run healthcare, Vince McMahon's wife to put a crippler crossface on the Department of Education, and a guy who got kicked out of the military to take over the military. I've literally got goosebumps," a fan wrote on X.

"Now this is drama. This is entertainment," one comment to the above post read. "And this is apparently what the Democrats don't get."