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Donald Trump Announces Self as Running Mate

Still over two months away from the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, presidential candidate Donald Trump has named Donald Trump as his running mate.

Describing the selection as "sheer genius" during a campaign stop in Milwaukee Saturday, Trump dubbed the Trump-Trump ticket "A Win-Win for America".

"It's brilliant," Trump said. "I'm brilliant, he's brilliant, and together, we'll be doubly brilliant. It's just a brilliant decision all around."

"What do you people make here?" he went on to ask the crowd. "Cheese? Hey, good for you."

Trump later commented on his decision to pick himself to run with himself as Vice President in an interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer.

"Honestly, there's really nobody better qualified for the job," Trump remarked. "Donald Trump is a great man with great ideas and great charisma, and it's a testament to his fantastic managerial skills that he recognizes and rewards excellence where it's due – in this case my own."

Trump said that, once President and Vice President, he would also consider nominating himself to the Supreme Court, where he would be "terrific".

 
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