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Trump Invites Kevin Love and Kyle Korver to White House

Calling their Cleveland Cavaliers team the "true champions", Donald Trump invited Kevin Love and Kyle Korver to the White House for an NBA title celebration today.

"Let's face it, the Cavs were treated very unfairly by the referees in that series," the President remarked. "Frankly, Cleveland should have won, and, really, in a legitimate sense of the word, they are America's true champion."

Trump, who went on to suggest that the "so-called" Warriors cheated by packing their team with too many good players and, "possibly shrinking or expanding the rims somehow at halftime or something like that," explained why he specifically invited Love and Korver, who scored 19 and 2 points per game during the series, respectively, the latter on just 6% shooting, to join him at the White House.

"Honestly, nobody was more pivotal in bringing the title back to Ohio - a real American state, much more deserving - than these two guys. Kevin and Kyle both dribbled and shot the ball through the hoop (better) than anybody else, and better especially than Lebron James, who is highly overrated and not a very smart person," Trump said.

As of press time, neither Love not Korver had publicly responded to Trump's invitation.

 
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