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American Students Lead World in Swearing, Name Calling
America's youngsters lead the world in swearing and name calling proficiency, a new study shows.
Caleb Clark, a 5th grader at Bowcott's school, called the study "fucking stupid" and remarked that his principal is a "shitface".
The study also ranked American children second in the world in rationalizing not giving a shit about learning.
Remarked high school senior Casey Luebke: "Whatever. Like I'm going to spend all my time studying math and shit when 50 years from now I'm just going to be drooling and crapping in a diaper again like my dumb-ass grandma."
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