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American Students Lead World in Swearing, Name Calling
America's youngsters lead the world in swearing and name calling proficiency, a new study shows.
Caleb Clark, a 5th grader at Bowcott's school, called the study "fucking stupid", and remarked that his principal is a "shitface".
The study also ranked American children second in the world in rationalizing not giving a shit about learning.
Remarked high school senior Casey Luebke, "Whatever. Like I'm going to spend all that time studying math when 50 years from now I'm going to be back to drooling and crapping in a diaper like my dumb-ass grandma."
Just beating out the US in the category was Haiti for the third consecutive year after the entire nation officially gave up in 2010.
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