NBA Legend Shaquille O'Neal Sticks This Object Up His Butt

Shaquille O'Neal inserts Preparation H brand suppositories into his rectum whenever he needs hemorrhoid relief, the four-time NBA champ revealed today.

"Whenever I get that burning, itching feeling back there, I reach for Preparation H suppositories," O'Neal announced in a new commercial that began airing on the Game Show Network this afternoon. "I simply remove a capsule from the easy-to-open packaging and slide it in," he described.

"Ahhh..." the fifteen-time All-Star sighed then, conveying the relief he experienced upon delivery of the palliative into his anus.

The retired 2000 NBA MVP and pitchman for General Insurance, IcyHot, Buick, Reebok, Burger King, Carnival Cruise Line and Nestle, among others, later went on to describe how the miracle ointment has changed his life.

"For the first few months I was Chief Fun Officer for Carnival I never had no fun. I'd stand the whole time watching everyone else have fun," Shaq mumbled. "Now, thanks to Preparation H I can lie by the pool and go down the water slide. Thanks, Prep H."

Meanwhile, former teammate Rick Fox, who currently has no endorsement deals, went on Twitter to offer a differing opinion.

"Those things don't do s***," Fox wrote.