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BLS Puke Bucket Challenge Raises $73

A new fundraising tactic launched by the Bullies Foundation could literally go viral.

Inspired by the ALS's ice bucket challenge, the BLS - which fights people with diseases and other losers - devised a puke bucket challenge in which they threaten people who are physically weaker than they are to give them money or have a bucket full of vomit poured on their head.

"The name is kind of misleading because the buckets aren't always filled with puke, but some mixture of piss, shit and garbage," remarked BLS spokesman Corey Danks.

Since its introduction in Garland, Texas last week, the puke bucket challenge has raised an estimated $73 from the douchewads and dickstains that go to Mountain Crest High School, Danks says.

"These fucksticks are actually quite generous. They always choose to donate their lunch money over getting doused with sewage and used tampons," Danks said.

"Although we still douse them anyway," Danks added, "It's pretty funny."

Although they have yet to reveal how they will spend their proceeds, the BLS assures it will go to a good cause, like a $10 gift card to Chili's so they can bang your mom.


 
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