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Naked Sarah Huckabee Sanders Defends President Trump's Recent Nudity
Sarah Sanders Huckabee appeared naked at a press conference this afternoon to defend President Trump's recent disavowal of clothes.
"This administration is about transparency, and that's what this is all about," the Deputy White House Press Secretary, wearing nothing but a pair of high-heeled shoes, remarked. "The President has nothing to hide."
Sanders Huckabee specifically addressed the president's nude appearance in the White House Rose Garden this morning, during which he was observed talking to a bird.
"The President listens to all Americans," she said.
Sanders Huckabee went on to also dismiss another incident that occurred yesterday on the White House's South Lawn, where the president was filmed disrobing inside a fire engine and activating the truck's siren with his penis.
"Honestly, I don't understand how this is even makes the news," she argued. "Who wouldn't push the siren on a fire truck with their penis if they had the chance?"
The conference later ended abruptly after a member of the press corps asked about the president's recent use of his own feces as projectiles against reporters when Sanders Huckabee deficated into her palm and hurled it at the man before storming from the podium.
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