A new form of contraception that turns its user into a Christian fundamentalist will soon be available to American women after receiving final approval from the FDA yesterday. Unlike other forms of birth control that utilize the hormones progestin and estrogen to prevent the fertilization of an egg by a sperm cell, Nomorcinin is composed of a proprietary formula of neurotransmitters... (More)
Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)
Yes, I Could Stop the Execution of this Likely Innocent Man, but Meh - By: Clark County Superior Court Justice Stephen McNally - Yeah, yeah, I am aware of the newly discovered facts that cast a heavy shadow of a doubt on whether or not what's-his-name who's going to be... (More) 
Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)
Man Protesting Death of Man Beaten to Death by Police Beaten to Death by Police
