Ferguson Police Chief: Black Youths Developing WMDs

Ferguson Police Chief Thomas Jackson revealed today that many young African Americans living within his jurisdiction are attempting to develop weapons of mass destruction.

Jackson's revelation preceded the launch of a "concerted campaign" to prevent the development of biological, chemical and nuclear weapons by young black members of the community.

"Drawing from a broad coalition of hundreds of local police officers, we will seek to disarm through any means necessary these enemies of the people who have no regard for the rules of morality or the American way of life," Jackson stated.

According to initial reports, over 30 terrorists have been killed in the action's first two hours, including a 22 year-old dwarf who family members claim was a 22 month-old boy, and a man about to detonate a dirty bomb from his couch using a television remote.

Proclaimed Jackson: "The objective of our mission is clear - to end the threat this group of thugs pose to all of America, and to free the good people of Ferguson to pursue lives of happiness, liberty and democracy."

A new CNN poll reveals that 82% of America supports the invasion of Ferguson.

Stated one respondent: "I'm so happy for those people. I mean, how would you like to live your life in constant fear? I say kill the bastards."