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Dying Man Allowed Screening of New Star Wars Wants Two Hours of Life Back

A terminally ill Star Wars fan who was granted his final wish to view Star Wars: The Force Awakens prior to its December 18th release date says he now wants that two hours of his life back.

"I've seen Super 8 and the last two Star Treks, so I knew JJ Abrams sucked, but wow. What a waste of time #Chewie's Nutsack," Ryan Bosch, 29, tweeted after watching a special screening of the film at the Lakeview, Illinois Hospice where he is in the final stage of a rare form of cancer.

"I now welcome death," a follow-up tweet read.

Though short on details, a review later penned by Bosch did offer a specific rating of the movie.

"On a scale of one to ten, I'd give it a zero," he wrote.

In a phone interview, Bosch contemplated what he would do with the precious 135 minutes he spent watching the new sequel if it were possible for him to be granted another final wish to have them returned to him.

"I'd probably just stare at the wall," he said. "Or watch Family Feud. Even though I've seen them all and I know the answers."

Bosch, whose snubbing of the film has already elicited the online wrath of thousands of Star War fans, many of whom have urged him to die faster, offered a couple of last words.

"Suck it," he said.

 
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