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Young Trump Supporter Tells Most Adorably Racist Joke

Trump supporters Chad and Tamara Larsen of Lacrosse, Wisconsin reported their six year-old son Aiden made the most adorable joke about Mexicans yesterday.

"It was so hilarious. We were watching Masterchef when Aiden strolled into the room with his hands down his pants and asked us why the Mexican crossed the border," Tamara recounted. "It was so funny. It took Chad and I a minute before we realized he was telling us a joke."

Tamara, giggling, recalled the punchline: "Because he liked to eat beans."

"It was really cute," Chad concurred. "And funny. Even if it didn't really make sense, since Mexico obviously has plenty of beans."

"He's trying, though," Tamara added. "He'll get there."

Chad went on to explain that Aiden's recent foray into comedy isn't the only adorable thing he has done lately.

"He's started to build a giant wall out of Legos in his room," he said. "It's pretty funny. He put all his 'bad guy' toys on the Mexican side where he says he 'hopes they'll starve'."

 
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